All we wanted was to sit down for a hot cup of coffee, perhaps a pancake and a couple of strips of bacon. What we didn’t want was =

anything extra.

Look -

We are not at all what most people would consider picky or high maintenance. We really aren’t. All we’d ask is that the coffee be hot, the pancakes be fluffy, the bacon be crisp and -

simply hold the freshly dead mouse lying on his side right next to our favorite table.

Check Please!