I shared a story with Gussie today about the time that Auguste broke up with me because the lime green walking shorts and frosted salmon colored lipstick I was wearing almost made him throw up. It inspired her to share with me the following with the hope of sparing me another such incident:
What is Man Repeller (you might be asking yourself)?
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
â€“verb (used without object),-pellÂ·ing, -pellÂ·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants
Girl 1: Oh, so we’re man repelling tonight?
Man Repeller is the website of current offenders.
Do with it what you will…
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